More AJisms:

"I'm getting married on Wednesday. But this time I'm going to marry Emma. Because she's big."

AJ came downstairs dressed in dress pants, a button down shirt and a tie.
AJ: Mom don't I look good.
Mom: Yes, you do.
AJ: I look like an officer.
Mom: What's an officer.
AJ: Someone who works with a computer and works in an office.
Mom: Oh.
AJ: You know Mom, My Dad doesn't know how to dress this nice.

Benisms:

Ben has coined a new phrase, "An Albert."
When some tries to steal his food he screams, "ALLbbeerrt!"